we're bulletproof, love

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
redalert-redalert
saveyourself

the fabulous killjoys were the originals, or so they say.

but, if you dig back far enough, if you ask enough questions, you'll find the truth - they're just the revitalization of the old order, the killjoys that started, fought in, and ended the analog wars.

after the analog wars ended, better living wiped almost everything about them from history. citizens don't need to be given that sort of information, those ideas. it could cause something... unwanted.

party poison dyed his hair bright red because that's what mike milligram did, originally. (so he thinks. most of the people who knew the guy are dead - how is poison supposed to know it was pink and not red?)

the fabulous killjoys aren't the originals. they met the same fate as them, though - dead, ghosted, dusted, gone.

indigo-knight
citizen-10241996

*zzzZZZt

hello?

can anyone hear me? 

i’m- 

*brrrrrzzz

and i- 

*vRRR

help!!

agents-kc-and-ej

Hey there citizen! This is KC and EJ. Hope you can hear us clearly. We’re about to give you some very important information. What is your location?

citizen-10241996

*tschhh

i don’t know? i’ve been off the daily medications for a few days now. my head is throbbing… everything is spinning…


all i know is that i’m in an alleyway. the signal was clearest here.

agents-kc-and-ej

Are you near any landmarks?

citizen-10241996

…..I do- *beep* -m not sure…

let me see… things are a little blurry right now…

… … …. ….. *ksshhh*

y-yes. i see something like a landmark… a tall white pillar. there’s smoke coming from the top. does that help?